While I’m ruining my mouse trying to get at the skin fair 2011, some facts about fairs in sl. First and foremost fairs are a big bunch of PR bullshit. who will lure you with hot content and new creators first, just to frustrate you as soon as you want to visit said fair. I’m most of the time a friendly and normal person, i suffer from low blood pressure…but this …. DRIVES ME INSAAAAANE!!! Especially this:
1. Fairs that concentrate on one sim…maybe i can check these out in a week, because i have no time for waiting HOURS of getting a tp to that one sim, where EVERYBODY wants to get to. 1 sim for a skin exhibition with 45-50 people max. is not a fair…its UNFAIR!
2. In case you make it… You can’t move or look. If the exhibitioners don’t provide cubes to sit on and move, you have a serious problem. And people have to detach fucking all! This vanity drives me nuts.
3. Every form of decoration or way system…cute muffin labyrinths must die!
4. Auctions/ Contests: Who the fuck cares? I’ve no patience to vote or bid on something, when I am paralyzed by the lag. Let those things rest on a seperate sim…at best with all the freebies, too! I prefer to buy something without spending hours to wait before all other things of “entertainment” rezzes.
5. Why don’t creators provide demos on the marketplace before the fair? Better advertisement is hardly imaginable. But noooo you have to get to that crazy place and 7 hell s of lag yourself and for what? Fucking statistics? Finding out that it’s all the same crap you didn’t wanted anyways?
6. Creators who put up vendors on fairs, where you have to page through with arrows. On a fair. With arrows…. I hope you get said arrow in the back one day and die….sloooooowly.
7. Let me through im a blogger! Ok some blogger are VIP and could get a preview before the official opening, i am obviously not one of them and there is no information about how you get that status…being on iheartsl couldn’t be it… maybe i’m not attractive or well known enough? LOL That’s it, I’m a hairy ranting german gorean fashion blogger….it only could get worse, if i pull a godwin. (i could just ask but….uh….right! THAT WOULD BE DISNEY! And it’s too late anyways, lol….but next time…oh yes…)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 1 hour and still not at the fair…what do these people do there? Dancing Tarantella? Bumping into each other with their brand new demo skins like in pixel fucking eden? Do they have a free sex cave with Johnny Depp performing live as Jack Sparrow? I fucking hope you have FUN! *chuckles*
requesting teleports till carpal tunnel syndrome,